What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 15:09
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Sure no problem officer.
Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
What are your thoughts on RM's new album "Right Place, Wrong Person"?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What makes outside showers appealing? Why are they not commonly seen?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.